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Name: Rob

Mom's name:Shirl

(Note: Rob's moms name is shirl!)

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D G D G
Shirl Lafalce, I just had sex with Shirl Lafalce
D G
It was the best sex i ever had
D G
I just did Shirl Lafalce

F# G
Inside the lafalce home there resides a big whore
F# G A
Her name Is shirl lafalce Just knock on down the door.

D A
Shirl lafalce the cheapest fuck oh yes
D A
Its shirl lafalce 5 cents an hour Oh baby
D A D A
Shirl lafalce, Shirl lafalce

F# G
Inside the lafalce home there resides a big whore
F# G A
Her name Is shirl lafalce Just knock on down the door.

D G (x4) w/solo: e--10-- e--10--
B--10-- (7 times) B--12-- (7 times)

repeat both parts 4 times...

D G D G
Shirl Lafalce, I just had sex with Shirl Lafalce
D G
(Shirl Lafalce) It was the best sex i ever had
D G
I just Did Shirl Lafalce

D G D G
Shirl Lafalce, I just had sex with Shirl Lafalce
D G
(Shirl Lafalce) It was the best sex i ever had
D G
I just Did Shirl Lafalce

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Name: Taylor

Taylor: Pubic Enemy # 1

Ok...let me first start off by saying that Taylor is a...."Dream Crusher" by occupation thats what he is... From the day he was born thats what he was and thats what he'll always be till he dies.........................................than Satan will have a field day with him...Oh Yeah. Anyway so you may be asking yourself, Well wait a second Satan, whats a Dream Crusher? Well im gonna tell you. A Dream Crusher is a person who will take what ever you say about your future no matter how far ahead into it and then crush that plan, idea, or thought. Like for instance.........."Hey were going to White Castle, you wanna come?" and Taylors reply would be: .............."NO. Because your not gonna make it there and back! Never. NEVER EVER! AHHHHHHH!!!" Once again crushing your dreams and leaving you left with a determined attitude to achive your goals and once again succed and prove him wrong........... Heh Heh Heh...

When you get back from White Castle dump all the trash on his car. Do it.

 

 

 

I said do it.

Love,

-Satan

 

 

First of all the kid has a tattoo of an amazon rainforest tree frog on his leg.......?!?!?! I can it see the future now and it looks just like this:

Grandson: Poppi taylor whats that horrible burn scar on your leg?

Taylor: Well little jimbo back when i was 17 i got a tattoo of a frog on my leg but then i relized how much of a moron i was and burned it off...

Grandson: Man you suck...