Yes here it is. The 89 Nissan Sentra. I remember the
first fateful day I got behind this fine machine. It
was the day I got my insurance, and I decided, "You
know what, I'm going to TCBY and get some vanilla."
It was then that I was entrusted to this piece of shit
that lacks power steering. Left turns are an extraneous
workout, and the paint is rotting away, not to mention
the front bumper is coming close to falling off. Well
it was a quick first year with my good old companion,
with many trips to Devils games, and Newark, oh do I
ever have stories.
Well let's begin
Countless times getting lost in Paterson trying to
find Bret's gym. Paterson traffic is worse than AIDS.
Around March it was finally decided that we should
get a CD player to install in the car. It was a fine
stereo that stuck out like a sore thumb, shining silver
in the middle of dark butt-old black leather. It's time
to go to a Devils game, so my dad has the bright idea
of taking my car with a new stereo to his house, in
Newark, and he'll take me to the game from there. Not
only does he not let me park in his driveway, but like
a block down. But I don't have worries, I mean nothing
could ever happen to me right? Well the devils won,
but as I approach my car, there are 2 cop cars surrounding
it, and they go, "Is this your car?." Well
you don't need a genius to realize shits gone down when
your back window is broken open. So my stereo was stolen,
the guy got away with it, and now he's a legend according
to some.
October 2002. Quite possibly one of the days where God said "You know I'm gonna totally
fuck with Josh today. I spend about 45 minutes in Bloomfield looking for this
place Bret has to go for a job interview. We never find it of course, then some
douchebag double parks on bloomfield ave. Double parking.... ON BLOOMFIELD FUCKING
AVENUE!! FUCKING ASSHOLE!! I get really pissed off and lean on my horn for a half
a minute, and I'm just like fuck it and turn into the other lane. Little do I
know that theres another car that i totally ram into. Ther you have it ladies and gentlemen
my first official car accident. It was pretty minor, and the guy really wasn't
a dick about it. God knows the points I have on my licencse and I don't care. My car
didnt have a dent on it, while the other guys car took a nice little hit in the front bumper.
Fast forward to later that night. Coming back from the 7-11 to get pulled over by the
Cedar Grove PD. Because you know the car accident wasn't enough. Why was I pulled over?
"I couldnt read your license plate!" AIDS ON YOUR FUCKING FAMILY. I get a fine for 44 dollars
because my insurance card was expired, I get out of my car to see how beautiful my license plate is
because I CAN CLEARLY SEE IT!
I'll get a picture of the police report soon enough. Until then kill yourself.
